Jurassic Park Sequel Filming at Dorset’s Jurassic Coast

In a spectacle that has left locals both amused and mildly terrified, Hollywood's latest cinematic endeavour has come to Dorset's Jurassic Coast.

Yes, you read that right - dinosaurs are back, and they have chosen to make their grand reappearance at the quaint cliffs and stunning scenery of the English coastline. Titled "Jurassic Park: Coastal Chaos," the latest instalment in the iconic franchise has brought a wave of excitement (and a hint of panic) to the typically tranquil region.

Director Steven Spielberg, known for his cinematic magic, has chosen Dorset's fossil-rich landscape as the backdrop for what promises to be a prehistoric adventure like no other.

Local residents, initially baffled by the sudden influx of film crews and dinosaur replicas, have started to embrace their roles as unwitting extras in this Jurassic extravaganza. Who needs Hollywood when you've got Dorset?

However, some residents feel inconvenienced by having to share their coastline with T-Rex props and the Hollywood industry. Nevertheless, the production has caused a rise for local businesses, with souvenir shops cashing in on the dino-mania with an array of Jurassic-themed trinkets. Tourists have begun to flock to purchase Jurassic Coast keychains and plush toy pterodactyls.

As cameras continue to roll and tourists flock to catch a glimpse of the action, one thing is abundantly clear: the Jurassic Coast will never be the same again. So, if you happen to spot a velociraptor sipping tea at a seaside cafe or a stegosaurus sunbathing on the cliffs, don't be alarmed - it's just another day in Dorset's dino-filled paradise.

This article was created as an April Fools joke. The contents of this article are false.